1. why did i only just find out that the cast of parks and recreation shot an episode in england? I work literally, five minutes away from where it was shot. I could have seen ron fucking swanson and his moustache in the flesh.
2. on a related note, after seeing zero dark thirty - i have no idea what kathryn bigelow was thinking but she completed mishandled andy dwyer’s character development. he was nowhere near as funny.
3. i wanted to get a playstation for christmas (nerd alert) but completely slept on it and now there are practically none left in the world. but i was going to buy it for myself anyway (super, sad, nerd alert) so it’s more money i can spend on cake i guess.
4. i took my rabbit to the vets in the week - and i had planned to call my next rabbit sausage, but now i’m seriously considering a change, as someone else waiting in the vet had a cat called sausage and the nurse saw her name and seemingly got confused when she called her name out, so she said it like a question - sausage?
at which point two massive dogs in the waiting area lost their shit because they thought there was sausage available for them to eat.
maybe i should call my next rabbit gherkin. dogs don’t like gherkins do they?
if in the next few weeks i catch fire, leave the blankets on the ground
hold me as i turn to dust and use my ashes to draw your fate
or use them to make your body a map of the world - your freckles can be the capital cities
i would’ve been a real globetrotter
instead, the sky will be my home and the clouds my bed
my days spent searching for the people i passed for an instant on the street
i wonder how they’ve all been
but i’ll still make time to watch you from afar
to send down the rain to water your plants, the breeze to dry your face when you visit.
i’ll have all the time in the world, after all.